The Lord and the Harley Rider

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The Lord and the Harley Rider

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above and in a booming voice the Lord said
"Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said,
"Lord, build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."

The Lord said
"Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust
several natural resources.
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.
Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help
mankind."

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to
know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothings wrong,
and how I can make a woman truly happy."

The Lord replied,
"You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Keith.