This Blind Guy Walks Into A Bar

[MADSTOCK]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a wine.

After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,

Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,

Before you tell that joke, sir,
I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind --

that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional boxer.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.


Now, think about it seriously, Mister.

Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'


Keith. :lol