the hooker

[conker]

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I used to be a hooker!'.

He says 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me all about it'.

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.

[dave o]

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good one conker!!!!!