Onions And Christmas Trees

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Onions and Christmas Trees



A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of boobs are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of
breasts.
In her 20's, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and
firm.
In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions."

"Onions?" the son asked.

"Yes. You see them and they make you cry." the father replied.


This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how
many kinds of 'willies' are there?"
The mother smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man
goes through three phases.
In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree,
mighty and hard.
In his 30's & 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but
reliable.
After he is 50+, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?" the daughter asked.

"Yes, dear - dead from the root up and the balls are just for
decoration."

Keith. :lol

[dave o]

good one keith. the wife reckons its true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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But what's your opinion Dave or is it better not to comment. :fight

BTW your team are continuing to confound the critics.

Keith.

[dave o]

BTW your team are continuing to confound the critics.

weve known for 6 years what moysie was up to. it just takes time to build a team on a low budget but hopefully, we have cracked it.one or two more players in january and off we go!!!!!!