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Old 12-12-2007, 03:47 AM
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Delia VS Real Woman

Delia's Way Stuff
a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream
drips.

The Real Woman's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You
are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway.


Delia's Way
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

The Real Woman's Way
Buy 'Smash' and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year.

Delia's Way
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry
cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the
cake.
The Real Woman's Way
Tescos' sell cakes. They even do decorated versions.

Delia's Way
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
potato slice.
The Real Woman's Way
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough shit. Please
recite with me the Real Woman's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I
don't care how bad it tastes."

Delia's Way
Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will
keep for weeks
The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it?

Delia's Way Cure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will
go away.
The Real Woman's WayCure for headaches:
Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the
vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a sh*t?

Delia's Way If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing
gloves. They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy.
The Real Woman's Way
Why do I have a man?

Finally the most important tip I LIKE THIS ONE BEST.
Delia's Way Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles
The Real Woman's Way
Left over wine???? Helllloooo

Keith. :)
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Old 12-12-2007, 07:18 AM
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Ooooh you do like to live dangerously don't you Keith? :lol :ckb
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