curry

[dave o]

a man in the pub asked his mate, who had just came in, where had he been.
"ive been for a curry. i had a chicken tarka"
"whats that then?" his mate asks.
"its like a chicken tikka, but a little otter"
:sigh :sigh :sigh

[scotch_ken]

sticking with the curry theme, couldn't resist adding this one: the full lyrics are searchable through google if you're interested

Bohemian Curry Song

To be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rapsody (Queen!)

Naan-aa, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle, now he's dead.
Naan-aa, dinner just begun
But now I'm going to crap it all away.
Naan-aa, ooh-ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry,
Seen nothin' yet just see the loo tomorrow,
Curry on, Curry on, 'cause nothing really madras.