supersex

[conker]

For an old mans 90th birthday his family decide to give him one to remember.

They decide on a slap up meal and a bit of naughties for him.They find an advert in the paper offering supersex and think that'll be ideal for the ol man.
So on the night of his birthday it's all arranged for the lady to surprise him at the restaurant. Just as he sits down a very busty half naked lady perches on his knee and purrs into his ear, are you ready for some supersex.

The old man thinks for a minute and says, Soup for me dear.