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07-02-2007, 12:38 PM
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| Fairy tale...... Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on. The End
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07-02-2007, 07:59 PM
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| Very good Jackie but you forgot to add that the man went on to star in 'the great escape', lived to be 110 and had a lifetime of perfect hearing!:tongue Keith.
__________________   "Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head." -- Martin Mull. |
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07-03-2007, 04:16 AM
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| In Reality I expect her"friends" probably had short hair, wore trousers,usually combat style, flat soled shoes or boots, wore no make up, and had "piercings"!! Also never checked her oil level, tyre pressures, Thought a sheet of sandpaper was a map of the desert,and was one frustrated old maid!!:bs Leaning towards the "tubby"side. |
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