Tigers tees

[Pickles]

Tiger Woods was doing a golf tour in Ireland. On his day off he decided to go for a drive in his BMW. After a few miles he noticed that the he was low on fuel, so he pulls up at the next petrol station. Paddy, the attendant, totally unaware who Tiger Woods is says, "top "o" the mornin to ya sir", Tiger nodded a "hello". As Tiger bent forward to pick up the nozzle of the pump, a couple of tees fell out of his pocket. Paddy sees this and asks, "excuse me sir, but what are doze dat have just fell outa yer pocket" ? "Oh" replies Tiger, they're my tees". "Tees" replies Paddy, "and what will they be used for" ? Tiger explaines briefly, "they're for resting my balls on when I'm driving off". "Ohhh be jaysus" replies Paddy "Now don't thie people at BMW just tink of evrythin" !!! :khu