At the sawmill.

[conker]

At the sawmill.






Bill and Tom



Bill and Tom are two Irishmen working at the local sawmill.



One day Bill slips and his arm gets caught and severed by the big bench

saw.



Tom quickly puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it and Bill to the

local hospital.



Next day, Tom goes to the hospital and asks after Bill.



The nurse says, 'Oh he's out in Rehab exercising'.



Tom couldn't believe it, but here's Bill out the back exercising his now

reattached arm. The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill.



Couple of days go by, and then Bill slips and severs his leg on another

bloody big saw thing. So Tom puts the limb in a plastic bag and rushes it

and Bill off to hospital.



Next day he calls in to see him and asks the nurse how he is.



The nurse replies, 'He's out in the Rehab again exercising'. And sure

enough, here's Bill out there doing some serious work on the treadmill.



And Bill comes back to work. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has

another accident and severs his head. Wearily Tom puts the head in a

plastic bag and transports it and Bill to hospital.



Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Bill is.



The nurse breaks down and cries and says, 'He's dead'



Tom is shocked, but not surprised. 'I suppose the saw finally did him in'



'No,' says the nurse,



'Some dopey b*stard put his head in a plastic bag and he suffocated

[Jackie H.]

:lol They can only get worse :wnk

[MADSTOCK]

Nice One.:rofl

Keith.

[devil_121]

Wow!!! man It's really funny. If I was Bill then I will never work with Tom. Here is another joke from me. However it's not written by me.

Two blonde carpenters were working on a house. The one who was nailing down siding would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

The other, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, "Why are you throwing those nails away?"

The first explained, "If I pull a nail out of my pouch and it's pointed toward me, I throw it away 'cause it's defective. If it's pointed toward the house, then I nail it in!"

The second blonde got completely upset and yelled, "You moron! The nails pointed toward you aren't defective! They're for the other side of the house!"
:blush