diet

[conker]

An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
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> "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat
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> this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have
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> lost at least 5 pounds."
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> When the Irishman returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly
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> 60 POUNDS!
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> "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my
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> instructions?"
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> The Irishman nodded..."I'll tell you though, by jaesuz, I t'aut I were
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> going to drop dead dat 3rd day."
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> "From hunger, you mean?"
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> "No, from fookin' skippin'
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[MADSTOCK]

Nice one Conker.:lol

Keith.

[dave o]

:rofl :rofl :rofl

[Elle1971]

Lol Conker! Liked this one!