Mobile Phones

[peggy]

Several men are in the locker room of the local Golf Club.
A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man picks it up and engages hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.
Everyone in the locker room stops to listen.
Man: "Hello"
Woman: "Honey, it's me." "Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Woman: "I'm at the Shopping Mall now and I've found the most beautiful leather coat." "It's only a £1,000." "Is it okay if I buy it?"
Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much"
Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2007 models." "I saw one I really like."
Man: "How much?"
Woman: "£65,000."
Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Woman."Great!" "Oh, and one more thing." "The house we wanted last year has come back on the market." "They're asking £950,000."
Man: "Well, go ahead then and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
Woman: "OK, I'll see you later." "I love you!"
Man: "Bye, I love you too."
The man hangs up. The men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he smiles and says, "Anyone know whose phone this is?"