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| bad memory Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. >>During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but >>they might want to start writing things down to help them remember >> >>Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. >>"Want anything wh ile I'm in the kitchen?" he asks. >>"Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" >>"Sure." >>"Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" she >>asks. >>"No, I can remember it." >>"Well, I'd like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it >>down, so's not to forget it?" >>He says, "I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with >>strawberries." >>"I'd also like whipped cream. I'm certain you'll forget that, write it >>down?" she asks. >>Irritated, he says, "I don't need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice >>cream with strawberries and whipped cream - I got it, for goodness sake!" >>Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, >>the old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon >>and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment. >>"Where's my toast ?" |
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