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Old 01-28-2007, 11:42 AM
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An old man walks into a confessional. The following conversation ensues:

Man: I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years, many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking. We went to a motel, where I had sex with each of them three times.

Priest: Are you sorry for your sins?

Man: What sins?

Priest: What kind of a Catholic are you?

Man: I'm Jewish

Priest: Why are you telling me all this?

Man: Hell, I'm telling everybody !
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Old 01-28-2007, 02:20 PM
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Lol Peggy! Very good! Thanks for sharing hon.
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