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Old 01-13-2007, 09:20 AM
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Women!!

The Inheritance
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly

father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So one

evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he

had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her,

"but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20

million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening.

And, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are just so much smarter than men.
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Old 01-13-2007, 05:50 PM
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Thats so true........:lol
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Old 01-13-2007, 08:07 PM
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they may be .but there hopeless at judging distance but there persistent

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Old 01-13-2007, 08:26 PM
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I don't see anything wrong with that parking Conker :khu :lol
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Old 01-13-2007, 08:30 PM
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Typical woman I say.

Keith.:giggle
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Old 01-14-2007, 01:41 AM
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Have just watched.. and cringed.. and knew there was no hope of fitting... oh dear... 8 inches really ain't that big!
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Old 01-14-2007, 01:53 PM
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Oh really Elle, we will have to start calling him BIG AL from now on.:chg

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Old 01-15-2007, 11:21 AM
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how to really park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTpZt...elated&search=
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Old 01-15-2007, 11:22 AM
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how to really really park

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UEg...elated&search=
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Old 01-15-2007, 12:21 PM
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He he he Madstock... I'll tell him you said that! And yes, he was known as Big Al back in England.

Lol Conker - great clips. Here's how I would like to park!
http://s32.photobucket.com/albums/d1...ForWoman-1.flv

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Old 01-15-2007, 12:49 PM
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I'm with you on that one Elle :giggle
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Old 01-15-2007, 05:57 PM
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Hey Peggy. Do you reckon they could do a "Buy One Get One Free"? We'll be sorted!
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