Dubyas UK visit to the Queen

[crowjon]

Air Force One arrives at Heathrow and President Bush strides to a warm
and dignified reception from the Queen.

They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where
they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white
horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands
of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth
shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The smell is
atrocious and both passengers in the carriage must use handkerchiefs over
their noses. The fart shakes the coach but the two dignitaries of State
do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to President Bush, "Mr. President please accept my
regrets... I am sure you understand there are some things that even
a Queen cannot control."

George Bush, always trying to be "Presidential," replied: "Your Majesty,
donot give the matter another thought... Until you mentioned it, I
thought it was one of the horses."