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Old 01-02-2007, 08:00 PM
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Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old man "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time you stand there and nothing happens."

"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothing happens."

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."


"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old.


"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."


"So, do you have a problem with your bowel movement?"


"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."


Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at 6:00 and cr*p every morning at 6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"


"I don't wake up till 7:00."
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Old 01-02-2007, 11:28 PM
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Pure class! Love it! Thanks for sharing lol
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Old 01-03-2007, 07:35 AM
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Don't encourage him Elle,:lol :lol :lol
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Lol Peggy! :D
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