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[dave o]

A middle-aged woman goes to her doctor, and complains about passing gas constantly. "They're silent, and they don't smell. You probably haven't noticed but I've farted probably 60 times since I came into the exam room!" She said.

So the doctor wrote her a prescription and told her to return in two weeks.

Two weeks later the woman was back, "Doctor! I don't know what you gave me, but I'm still farting as often as I did before, but now they smell horrible."

The doctor said, "Good, now that we have your sinus infection cleared up, let's get your hearing checked."