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Old 12-03-2006, 08:18 PM
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Talking The way to live life

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming "WOO-HOO What a ride!"

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Old 12-04-2006, 10:58 AM
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Keith Richard springs to mind!
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Old 12-04-2006, 02:25 PM
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What a way to go :giggle
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Old 12-05-2006, 05:56 PM
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It'd be a bottle of vodka in one hand, and a cigarette in the other for me!
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:00 PM
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What, no hangover today Karen?

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Old 12-05-2006, 06:04 PM
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Noooo, not after how I felt at work on Saturday night! 3 days sober now, lol. Not drinking at all this week...or at least that's my plan!
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Old 12-05-2006, 06:36 PM
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You obviously haven't got a day off this week Karen.:srs :lol

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