old woman

[dave o]

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish downtown Toronto building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, £100 an ounce!"

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Channel No. 5, £150 an ounce!"

About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says...........





"Broccoli 49 pence a pound."

[MADSTOCK]

Two good jokes Dave, I've just sent them round the world.
The royalties are in the post!

Keith.

[dave o]

cheers mate;) ;) ;)