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Old 10-27-2006, 07:57 PM
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Short Jokes

What did one lift say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something.
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Where do baby Apes sleep?
In apricots.
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Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?
He wanted to make up his mind.
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What has eight pistols and terrorises the seas?
Billy the Squid.

Keith.:giggle
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