Honeymoon

[MADSTOCK]

A couple returned from their honeymoon and it's obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom's best man takes him aside and asks what is wrong.

"Well," replied the man, "When we had finished making love on the first night, as I got up to go to the bathroom I put a $50 bill on the pillow without thinking."

"Oh, you shouldn't worry about that too much," said his friend.

"I'm sure your wife will get over it soon enough - she can't expect you to have been saving yourself all these years!"

The groom nodded gently and said, "I don't know if I can get over this though. She gave me $20 change!"


Keith.:giggle

[peggy]

You have been busy Keith, I love 'em all.:lol :lol :lol

[MADSTOCK]

Yes Peggy, I've had a busy week and now I thought I would catch up on all the news and post a few jokes of my own.
If they make just one person laugh then it's worth it.

Keith.;)

[StevePB]

It's like an explosion in a joke factory Keith!

Made me laugh. Favourite is still the two snowmen though.

[MADSTOCK]

Watch out for some more short jokes later.:giggle

Keith.:giggle

[Jackie H.]

Ooooh you are naughty Keith-but I like you!;)

[MADSTOCK]

Thank you Mandy.

Keith.

[peggy]

Here names Barbie...........like the doll.:giggle

[Jackie H.]

Hush Margaret-or Ken won't like it.:giggle

[MADSTOCK]

Missed the point Peggy. ( Dick Emery )

Keith.

[peggy]

Sorry Keith, it goes back a long, long way.....her nickname on here, is Barbie, sorry she's sworn me into secrecy as to why.:rolleyes