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Old 10-21-2006, 08:51 PM
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skeleton walks into a pub says to the barman pint of lager and a mop please.:giggle
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Old 10-21-2006, 09:29 PM
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:lol I like the short ones best.:lol
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Old 10-22-2006, 06:15 PM
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Two Snowmen in a field, one said to the other "can you smell carrots?"


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Old 10-22-2006, 08:49 PM
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whats black and plastic and sails the seven seas bin bag the sailor:llolol
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Old 10-22-2006, 09:27 PM
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Keep them coming :lol :lol :lol
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Old 10-23-2006, 02:22 PM
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Two parrots sat on a perch...one asks the other "Can you smell fish"
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Old 10-23-2006, 03:51 PM
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Why do mice have small balls?





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Old 10-23-2006, 06:41 PM
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea

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Old 10-23-2006, 07:14 PM
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two nuns driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps on the bonnet,one driving shouts quick show him your cross,so the other nun leans out of the window and shouts get off our f--king car:lol
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:32 AM
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A father and son cannibal are walking through the jungle when they chance upon a beautiful young woman taking a shower under a waterfall.

The son cannibal turns to his father "Dad can we take her home and eat her"

"No son" replies the father "let's take her home and eat your mother"
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Old 10-24-2006, 07:35 PM
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police station toilet stolen;;;;;;;;cops have nothing to go on.:cry
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Old 10-24-2006, 08:07 PM
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They're getting worse :llolol
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Old 10-24-2006, 08:42 PM
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Traffic warden stands watching a guy parking a BMW in a clearly marked disabled bay.

When the guy's parked and got out the traffic warden shouts across "Hey mate what's your disability then?"

The guy replies "Tourettes, W@anker Fcuk off!!"
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Old 10-24-2006, 09:20 PM
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:lol I like the short ones best.:lol


You'd like me then! ;)
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:20 AM
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3 men sitting in a sauna, heard a bleeping sound.

The American pressed his arm and the bleep stopped.

'That was my pager, I have a microchip in my arm'

Phone rings, Japanese man puts his palm to his ear.

'That was my mobile, I have a chip in my hand'

Irish man not to be outdone, went to the toilet.

Came back with toilet paper hanging from his ar@e.

The others stared at him . .

'Bjasus will you look at that, I'm receiving a fax!!'
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Old 10-25-2006, 03:54 PM
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When I was younger and a policeman in Liverpool and worked very long hours keeping law and order. I had finished work one evening and arrived home very late to find three men in bed with my wife. On seeing this I remarked 'HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, and my wife replied, ' dont you say hello to me then.
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:35 PM
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What happened to the one liners?


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Old 10-25-2006, 08:47 PM
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parachute for sale,never opened small stain:plane
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32 people have been found stuck to a road in belfast, an irish terrorist let of a no nails bomb
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