Modern Birds and Bees

[MADSTOCK]

This is the modern way of explaining the birds and the bees.


A little boy goes to his father and asks " Daddy, how was I born ? "

The father answers: " Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway !

Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e - mail with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said ---------

" You've Got Male"

Keith.

Oh dear!!


Have I GOT to say "Very good".. too.....???:rolleyes



Oh dear,

Must I?? :shkhd