Old

[Jackie H.]

Old is when...
"OLD" IS WHEN... Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Pick one, I can't do both!"
"OLD" IS WHEN.. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy babe catches your eye and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN.... Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

"OLD" IS WHEN.. You are cautioned to slow down by... the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN... "Getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all-nighter" means not getting up to pee

Oh right....:shkhd

I've made a note of all of those gel!!!! ;)

So I know the signs to watch out for.....:giggle

[peggy]

OMG, I had a letter today from DSS saying that I was going to become on OAP this year.:yikes
I think they've made a mistake, I'm only 39.:giggle

[Jackie H.]

Well just send it back Peg-you don't look a day over 29!;) Obviously got you mixed up with someone else.:lol