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Old 07-13-2006, 11:00 AM
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The Wedding

Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding.
"Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised, the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night..."

Archie nods approvingly.

" I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock.

"A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "that's braw, you'll look pure smart in that!

"And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires.

"Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white":lol
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Old 07-13-2006, 01:31 PM
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Old 07-13-2006, 01:48 PM
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:rofl :giggle :lol That sounds like one of Rob's Peg!
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Old 07-14-2006, 03:27 PM
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nice one pegs. it lifted the depression a bit:lol :lol :lol
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