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Old 01-15-2006, 09:11 PM
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a quick one

This elderly couple goes to the doctor and say that they want to have a baby. I can't see any problems, says the doctor, if you are both fit and healthy, but I have to do some tests. He gives the man a jar and asks him to bring back a sample. Two weeks later the couple returns to the doctor and puts the jar on the table and the jar is empty. What happened asked the Doctor. Well doctor, I tried it with my left hand, I tried it with my right hand, she tried it with her left hand, she tried it with her right hand, she tried it with her teeth in, she tried it with her teeth out....and we still cannot get the lid of that jar.;)
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:53 PM
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