curtains

[conker]

A blonde goes into a store selling curtains and tells the salesman that she would like to buy a pair of pink ones.

The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seemed to be having a hard time choosing. Eventually she selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains she needed and the blonde replies "Fifteen inches"

"Fifteen inches?" queries the salesman, "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

The blonde tells him that they aren´t for a room; they're for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, "But, Miss, computers don´t need curtains!"

Blondie responds, "Helllloooooooooooo........... I've got Windows"!!!!