trump rugby

[conker]

A little old couple prepares to go to bed. They no sooner hit the
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> pillows when the old man farts and says, "Five Points." His wife Rolls
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> over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "its
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> trump Rugby."
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> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Try and conversion
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> 7points". After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and
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> says, "Penalty - 10 to 7."
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> Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says, "Penalty 10
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> each."
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> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Drop
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> goal, I lead 13 to 10."
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> Now the pressure is on the old man. He refuses to get beaten by a
> woman,
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> so he strains real hard, but to no avail. Realising a defeat is
> totally
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> unacceptable he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally he
> craps
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> in the bed. The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
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> The old man says, "Half time, change sides."

[peggy]

I dread to think what happens when he gets an "up n under".:giggle