aussies change of emblem

[conker]

Official Government Announcement :


"The government today announced that it is changing its Coat-of-Arms from the Kangaroo, Emu and Wattle sprig to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.

A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of p---ks and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.

good one conker. you seemed a bit put out in the chatzone cos no one comments on your jokes. i like them a lot, there are some good ones. we have got the same sense of humour it seems.
carry on with the good work.:tup :tup :tup

[Mark Anderson]

Scouse House Forum eh Conker?

[conker]

Originally posted by Mark Anderson
Scouse House Forum eh Conker?

yes one and the same have to keep everybody smiling dont i

sail on bro !!!!!!

[bluemoonsteve]

us mancs/cheshire people have a sense of humour as well, for gods sake i have had 30+ years of city

[conker]

no how you feel steve having watched EVERTON for 50 years and it seems like 100 years

steve where not being clanish scousehouse is a liverpool site that we both post on