new invention

[craigdj1999]

a scientist has invented a bra that stops boobs bobbing up and down and nipples sticking out when it is cold , his colleagues have kicked his head in !!!!!!!!:giggle

You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.

1 Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children Mothers of teens now know why some animals eat their young.

2 Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.

3 The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.

4 We childproofed our homes, but they are still getting in.

5 Be nice to your kids. They will choose your nursing home one day.

IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF TENSION AND YOU GET A HEADACHE,
DO WHAT IT SAYS ON THE ASPIRIN BOTTLE:
"TAKE TWO ASPIRIN" AND "KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"