farmer john

[conker]

Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by,the
>> >traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so
>> >fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a
>> >day. So one day Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said,
>> >"You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast
>> >and killing all of my chickens." "What do you want me to do?" asked the
>> >sheriff. "I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
>> >
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>> >So the next day he had the county workers go out and erected a sign that
>> >said: SLOW: SCHOOL CROSSING
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>> >Three days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said, "You've got to
>> >do something about these drivers. The 'school crossing' sign seems to
>> >make them go even faster." So, again, the sheriff sends out the county
>> >workers and they put up a new sign: SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY. That really
>> >sped them up.
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>> >So Farmer John called and called and called every day for three weeks.
>> >Finally, he asked the sheriff, "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put
>> >up my own sign?" The sheriff told him, "Sure thing, put up your own
>> >sign." He was going to let Farmer John do just about anything in order
>> >to get him to stop calling every day to complain. The sheriff got no
>> >more calls from Farmer John.
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>> > Three weeks later, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he
>> > decided
>> >to give Farmer John a call. "How's the problem with those drivers. Did
>> >you put up your sign?" "Oh, I sure did. And not one chicken has been
>> >killed since then. I've got to go. I'm very busy." He hung up the phone.
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>> >The sheriff was really curious now and he thought to himself "I'd better
>> >go out there and take a look at that sign... it might be something that i can use
when he got there he seen a large sign painted in red aerosol paint
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[SteveHV]

Punch Line???

[conker]

sorry folks post been edited with punch line