obscene parrots

[conker]

One day, a lady goes to her priest and says, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"And what do they say?" the preist inquired.
"They say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?'"
"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he though for a moment and said, "You know, I may have a solution for your problem. I have two male parrots. I have taught them to read the bible and pray. You can bring them to my home and we will put the parrots together, and maybe my parrots can change your parrots' ways."
So the woman goes home and gets her two parrots, and takes them over to the priest's house. When she walked into the priest's living room, she saw his two parrots holding rosary beads and praying. They placed her two parrots with the priest's parrots and immediately the female parrots said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?"
After a moment of stunned silence, one of the priest's parrots turned to the other and said, "Put the pigging beads away, Francis. Our prayers have been answered."