talking frog

[conker]

A guy is 81 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the
other day when he heard a voice say, "Pick me up." He looked around and
could not see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice
again, "Pick me up." He looked in the water and there floating on the top
was a frog.


The man said, "Are you talking to me?" The frog said, "Yes, I'm talking to
you. Pick me up. Then, kiss me and I'll turn into the most beautiful woman
you have ever seen. I'll then give you more sexual pleasure that you ever
could have dreamed of."

The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up
carefully, and placed it in his front breast pocket.

Then the frog said, "What are you nuts, didn't you hear what I said? I
said kiss me and I will give you sexual pleasures like you have never
had."

He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said, "Nah, at my age
I'd rather have a talking frog."