aussie customs

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Subject: FW: Aussie Customs




A Chinese man decides to move to Australia, after 50 years of living in
Shanghai. He buys a small piece of land in the country.

A few days after moving in, the friendly Aussie neighbour decides to go
across and welcome the new guy to the region. So he goes next door, but
on his way up the drive-way, he sees the Chinese man running around his
front yard chasing about 10 hens. Not wanting to interrupt this "Chinese
customs", he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock
on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the Chinese man
urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to interrupt another
"Chinese custom", he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another
day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door,
he sees the Chinese man leading a cow down the drive-way, pause, and
then put his head next to the cow's bum.

The Aussie bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and
says, "What the hell is it with your Chinese customs?" "I come over to
welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard
after hens." "The next day you are pissing in a glass, and drinking it,
and then today, you have your head so close to that cow's bum, it could
just about shit on you."

The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry Sir, you do not
understand, these aren't Chinese customs I am performing, but Australian
customs."

"What do you mean mate", says the Aussie, "Those aren't Australian
customs."

"Yes they are", replied the Chinese man, "for you see, in order for me
to become a true Australian," "I must Chase Chicks, Drink Piss, and
listen to Bull-sh*it."