He Spoke TOO Soon!

[IS IT ME!]

>A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 mph. The
>wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and
>speaks in
>a clear voice.
>"Darling," he say s. "I know we've been married for 20 years, but I
want
>a
>divorce."
>The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
>increases
>
>her speed to 45 mph.
>
>
>The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of
>it," he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
>friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."
>
>
>Again the wife stays quiet but grips the steering wheel more tightly
>and slowly increases the speed to 55.
>
>
>He then pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently.
>
>
>The car's now up to 60.
>
>
>"I want the car, too," he continues.
>
>
>65 mph.
>
>
>"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and
>the boat."
>
>
>The car slowly starts veering toward a massive concrete bridge.
>
>
>This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything

>you
>
>want?"
>
>
>The wife at last replies - - in a quiet and control led voice. "No,
>I've got
>
>everything I need," she says.
>
>
>"Oh, really?" he inquires. "So what have you got?"
>
>
>Just before they slam into the wall at 75 mph, the wife turns to him
>and smiles, "The airbag."
>
>
>NEVER underestimate how a woman thinks.