Eyes Down

[IS IT ME!]

>Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
>
>A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet $20,000 on a single
>Roll Of the dice.
>
>She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
>completely nude."
>
>With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and
>yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
>
>As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...
>"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"
>
>She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and
>her clothes and quickly departed.
>
>The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.
>Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
>
>The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."