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Old 06-02-2005, 06:56 AM
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Clever Girl

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail

with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely

sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could

not take her eyes off him. The young-at-heart man noticed her overly

attentive stare and walked directly toward her (as all men will).

Before she could offer her apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned

over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything,

that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one

condition." (There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman

asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me

what you want me to do in just three words."(controlling, huh?)

The woman considered his proposition for a moment,then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along

with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly,and

meaningfully said....





"Clean my house."!!!!

(YOU GO GIRL!!!)



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Old 06-03-2005, 04:57 PM
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