leprechaun

[craigdj1999]

> > Subject: The Leprechaun
> >
> >
> >> A man had just finished a putt and reached in the hole to get his
ball,
> >> but pulled out a leprechaun!
> >>
> >> "Bejazzus, ye have me," cried the leprechaun. "And if you let me
go,
for
> >> yer trouble, I'll give ye three wishes so I
> >> will!"
> >>
> >> "Thank you" said the man. "I don't really need anything, so I'll
pass
on
> >> the wishes." He let the leprechaun go,
> >> and went off to finish his game.
> >>
> >> The leprechaun was dumbfounded. Who had ever heard of such a thing?
> >>
> >> He sat on a pebble and thought to himself "Such a man as that
deserves
> >> three wishes!" I'll give 'em to 'in spite
> >> 'imshelf? Now what would he wish for? Why money, of course!
Everyone
> >> wants money. So, for his first wish he
> >> wants to be a millionaire! And second -- let's make him a great
golfer!
> >> And last -- ah! Let him have a wonderful
> >> sex life.
> >>
> >> A month went by and the leprechaun spotted the man playing on the
course
> >> again. He jumped out of a hole and
> >> yelled up to the man, "How ye be doing?"
> >>
> >> The man smiled and said, "Hello my little friend. I'm doing just
fine."
> >>
> >> The leprechaun smiled back and said, "And how's your money
situation,
if
> >> you don't mind my asking?"
> >>
> >> "It's funny you should ask," replied the man. "An uncle of mine
passed
> >> away and left me a fortune."
> >>
> >> "Ha! Is that so? And how's yer golf game now?"
> >>
> >> "It's an amazing thing," said the man. "For the past few weeks I
can't
> >> do worse than two under par!"
> >>
> >> "Sure, and that's wonderful!" With a sly look, the leprechaun
asked,
> >> "And how's yer sex life?"
> >>
> >> The man, obviously embarrassed, looked away and coughed, "Well,
it's
> >> fine. two or three times a month".
> >>
> >> The leprechaun was aghast. "Two or three times a month? That's
> >> terrible!"
> >>
> >> The man looked up and said, "Actually, it's not too bad for a
priest in
> >> a small parish".