Most Important Body Organ

[IS IT ME!]

The Brain said I should be in charge, because without me nothing would happen.
The Stomach said I should be in charge because I process all the food and give you all enengy.
The Eyes said I should be in charge because I allow the body to see .
The Kidneys said I should be in charge because I clean and filter any toxins in the body.
The Rectum said I should be in charge, and before he could say why , all the other organs laughed and insulted him.

"RIGHT"!! To prove it I am going on strike!
Within a few days the brain had a terrible headache.
The stomach was bloated.
The kidneys were overworked. the blood had gone toxic.
The eyes had double vision and gone blurry.
They all agreed that the rectum should be the boss.

The moral of the story is.





The person in charge is usually on arse hole!!!