cheeky sex

[conker]

A Florida couple, both well into their 80's, go to a
sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, "What can I do for
you?" The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual
intercourse?" The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so
amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sex advice
that he agrees. When the couple finishes, the doctor says,
"There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have
intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good
luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye. The next week
, however, the couple return and they ask the sex therapist
to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but
agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple
makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays
the doctor, then leave. Finally, after the sixth week the
doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are
you trying to find out?" The old man says, "We're not trying
to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her
house. I'm married so we can't go to my house. The Holiday
Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for
$50, and I get $43 back from Medicare.

:lol