Doctors

a man goes into the doctors
"good morning" says the receptionist, "how can we help"?
"ive got a problem with my d--k!!" he replies. embarressed, the receptionist says "please sir , can you not say that you have got a problem with your ear and then tell the doctor the real problem?"
"o k" he says, "i will start again"
he walks back in and the receptionist says "good morning, how can we help ?"
"ive got a problem with my ear "he says
"oh dear and what excactly is the problem, sir" she asks.
"i cant p--s out of it !!!!!!!!!" says he.

Can you post in lowercase, Dave, thanks. Bawbee

sorry mate. i am new to this game (hope you liked the joke)

:tup