| Drunken return A drunken husband returned home from a night out with a goat under one arm.
He proceeded upstairs where he found his wife in bed, the man sat on the edge of the bed an pronounced "I just thought I'd show you the pig I normally make love to when I'm drunk"
The wife replied with "I'll have you know that's a goat, not a pig"
To which the husband replied "I'll have you know, I was talking to the goat".
:lol
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