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[conker]

An elderly couple, well into their eighties are sitting in their lounge when the old boy gets up and starts to put on his coat.

"Where are you going?" asks his wife.

"I'm off to the doctors." says he.

"Why?" she asks, "are you Ill?"

"No." He says, "I'm going to get some of that Viagra. It's supposed to be good stuff."

With that she gets up and proceeds to don her coat.

"So where are you going then?" asks her husband.

"I'm going to the doctor too." She says.

"Are you ill then?" He asks.

"No." She says. "But if you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus jab."

[mrsmac]

:giggle