the vicars ass

[conker]

A pastor wanted to raise money for his church and on being
told that there was a fortune in horse-racing, decided to purchase
one and enter it in the races. However at the local auction,
the going price for a horse was so high that he ended up buying
a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as
well go ahead and enter it in the races.
To his surprise, the donkey came in third.
The next day the local paper carried this headline:
PASTOR'S ASS SHOWS
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that
he entered it in the race again, and this time it won.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey
in another race.
The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the
pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided
to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the
following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she
would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold
it to a farmer for ten dollars.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered
the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the
plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The bishop was buried the next day.
Have a good day and may God be with you!