Paddy

[Bruce]

Paddy is killed in a road accident, and his two best friends, Seamus and
Michael are asked to come and identify the body.

"I'm afraid his face is quite badly damaged." says the mortuary
attendant, "So hopefully you can identify him by some other means."

"No problem," says Seamus, "Just turn him over so we can see his
backside."

The attendant turns Paddy over.

"No........that's not him." says Seamus.

"You're right," says Michael, "That's definitely not Paddy."

"What makes you so sure?" says the assistant.

"Ahh well," says Seamus, "Paddy was born with a strange deformity."

"That's right," says Michael, "A very strange deformity.........although I never saw it myself."

"Neither did I." says Seamus.

"What kind of deformity?" asks the puzzled assistant.

"He was born with an extra anus." says Michael.

"My God, how strange," says the assistant, "But how do you know that if you never saw it?"

"Everybody knew." says Seamus, "Whenever the three of us walked into the pub you'd hear people say, 'Here comes Paddy with the two @rseholes'

[peggy]

:llolol

[mrsmac]

:giggle