cinderella

[conker]

Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the
>> > > now departed Prince, she happily sat in her rocking chair
>> > > watching the world go by, with her cat Alan.
>> > >
>> > > One afternoon, out of nowhere, appeared her Fairy Godmother.
>> > > Cinderella said, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after
>> > > all these years?"
>> > >
>> > > The Fairy Godmother replied, "Well Cinderella, since you have
>> > > lived a good wholesome life since we last met, I have decided to
>> > > grant you three wishes.
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>> > > Is there anything for which your heart still yearns?"
>> > >
>> > > Cinderella was overjoyed. "I wish I was extremely wealthy", she
>> > > said.
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>> > > Instantly, her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Alan, her
>> > > cat, jumped off her lap and ran to the edge of the porch
>> > > quivering with fear. "Oh thank you Fairy Godmother," said
>> > > Cinderella.
>> > >
>> > > "Is there anything else you might wish for?" asked the Fairy
>> > > Godmother.
>> > >
>> > > Cinderella looked down at her frail body, and said, "I wish I was
>> > > young and full of the beauty I once had."
>> > >
>> > >
>> > > At once, her wish was granted. Cinderella had feelings inside her
>> > > that she had not felt for years.
>> > >
>> > > The Fairy Godmother said, "You have one wish remaining, what
>> > > shall you have?"
>> > >
>> > > Cinderella looked at her frightened cat in the corner and said,
>> > > "I wish you to turn Alan, my old cat, into a handsome young
>> > > man."
>> > >
>> > > Magically, Alan suddenly underwent a change and then before them
>> > > stood a young man with the looks and body that no other man could
>> > > match.
>> > >
>> > > The Fairy Godmother again spoke "Congratulations Cinderella.
>> > > Enjoy your new life," and with that she was gone.
>> > >
>> > > For a few eerie moments, Cinderella and Alan looked into each
>> > > other's eyes. Cinderella sat breathless, gazing at the most
>> > > stunning, perfect man she had ever seen.
>> > >
>> > > Alan walked over to Cinderella and held her close in his muscular
>> > > arms. He leant in close to her ear and whispered in a warm
>> > > breath,
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>> > > "Bet you regret having my balls chopped off now, don't you?"

[mrsmac]

:giggle

:lol