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[Melndanxxx]

1) Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.

2) Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

3) I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

4) Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked?

5) A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying,"S**t...that was fun!"

6) I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!

7) When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."

8) Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press "Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

9) Just remember..if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.